Wise Sayings

This post is a collaboration of sorts with covers classical moments that have happened to various people including but not restricted to Kiffer, Shearn, Jon, William (and a few more mysterious contributors) written in our best command of Chinglish. Enjoy:

• "Time is best way to see if chick dig you".
• "Ascertain marshmallow is first cool before touching with tip of tongue".
• "When throwing people in pool, making sure self not be casualty too".
• "Being able to count not meaning you not drunk".
• "A girl after much alcohol consuming turns scary".
• "If wish to lift girl on shoulders, make hasty sure face not turn red like lobster".
• "No sound from toilet long time not mean friend pass out".
• "Never pull person underwear before seeing face".
• "Please not underestimate power of simple funny Indian song with man call Benny".
• "Car of same color not mean of same driver".
• "Make hasty sure of aircond existence before invite others to enjoy said aircond".
• "Take precaution of no crazy jokes at the lunch else you getting good face-spray".
• "Miss important turning while drive on highway guarantees much laughing joy".
• "When laughing at friend just thrown in pool, make hasty sure who behind you first".
• "Alarm sound from corner not mean it come from person handphone".
• "Six guy in room is sure means and ways of disaster recipe".
• "Make hasty sure phone not recording before complain about weight of person".
• "Red stuff on leg is mean either you bleeding bad or just sauce of tomato".
• "Please, when sleep in room with others guy, beware of guy sleeping only in briefs".
• "When joking of girls and their ability of helping fire grow, make hasty sure none is around".

That's all (for now). Til then, for great justice!