tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55571722011-05-21T10:40:52.119+08:00We have your info in our database and we know where you live. Please lock all your doors and disconnect your telephone line. We will be stalking you...JDreamnoreply@blogger.comBlogger551100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-65083046682172047312008-11-11T05:23:00.001+08:002008-11-11T10:23:56.070+08:00

Sorry, I had to censor that sensitive word out and replace it with the more politically-correct "Un-thin". I've been so-called pressured to banish that certain sign from my car for fear of having people think me as being an inconsiderate, selfish person, not to mention probably getting labelled as a chauvinist. The truth is, I don't really care anymore. In fact, last Sunday I was too tired and

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-14522452326541340352008-11-11T05:23:00.000+08:002008-11-11T10:23:52.781+08:00

Sorry, I had to censor that sensitive word out and replace it with the more politically-correct "Un-thin". I've been so-called pressured to banish that certain sign from my car for fear of having people think me as being an inconsiderate, selfish person, not to mention probably getting labelled as a chauvinist. The truth is, I don't really care anymore. In fact, last Sunday I was too tired and

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-26800372387619874612008-08-11T11:22:00.000+08:002008-08-11T15:22:27.473+08:00

I was watching the Olympics the other day when they showed those 4 x 100m events of the past years, and suddenly I was reminded of my own sad, terrible tragedy which took place more than a decade ago. I was a bright-eyed, naive and innocent boy then (and still am now), and it was the annual School Sports Day. We'd specially rented the Bukit Jalil Staduim for this special event. Apart from the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-30433334753473537862008-08-11T10:09:00.000+08:002008-08-11T14:09:35.396+08:00

Disclaimer: Don't read this unless you've watched "The Dork", I mean, err, "Dark Knight". Either that or if you have a history of amnesia, then go ahead. You've been warned...[During lunch hour one fine sunny day]Me: Hey, you've watched The Dark Knight already right?Friend: Yeah, what's up with it?Me: Nothing. Just want to know if it's a great movie like what the newspapers scribbled.Friend:

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-60546965414173807972008-07-31T14:43:00.000+08:002008-07-31T18:43:57.845+08:00

This post is a collaboration of sorts with covers classical moments that have happened to various people including but not restricted to Kiffer, Shearn, Jon, William (and a few more mysterious contributors) written in our best command of Chinglish. Enjoy.1. "Time is best way to see if chick dig you".2. "Ascertain marshmallow is first cool before touching with tip of tongue".3. "When throwing

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-82432245878644066422008-07-17T13:20:00.000+08:002008-07-17T17:20:41.388+08:00

I've always pondered over this inexplicable mystery of where my washed socks always end up to. I would dutifully wash and rinse my socks each night after I'm home, hang them up to dry temporarily on the steel bar affixed on the bathroom wall, and call it a good day. Evil-smelling varieties would pop up from time to time, but they're usually conquered with the help of Dynamo (in the barrel loads),

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-70463673317003239952007-04-04T11:11:00.000+08:002008-12-10T22:31:53.368+08:00

CHAPTER 01: GOOD MORNING SABAH!I awoke from my deep slumber. The mattress was somewhat hard but nonetheless comfortable, and for a while I stared up the ceiling, asking myself why it looked so unfamiliar to my eyes. It should be, for I was not within the confines of my own bedroom, but rather at the majestic Sutera Kinabalu Lodge. Crawling out of bed, the first thing I did was to head towards the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-66111421769281496712007-04-03T19:00:00.000+08:002008-12-10T22:31:54.968+08:00

In life, one will occasionally stumble upon a few bad movies that either has a lousy stinking storyline, campy special-effects, or extremely wooden acting. They are a pain in the ass to watch, and simply a waste of my life just to endure that 2 hours. Despite knowing all this, nothing can seriously prepare you for the sheer insanity that is Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saves The World),

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-68410024960268183382007-04-01T17:30:00.000+08:002008-12-10T22:31:55.387+08:00

"Boys and girls, fellow climbers of the Kinabalu Expeditionary Forces: You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of adventure-loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave guides and brothers-in-arms on other Fronts you will bring about the ultimate conquer of the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-33828914002380791162007-01-03T13:00:00.000+08:002007-02-13T14:12:28.450+08:00

You know you're having pre-Kinabalu nightmares when :-01: YOU DREAM ABOUT FORGETTING TO PACK CRUCIAL ITEMSThe typical nightmare for many to-be travelers. This is basically one of those that involves you arriving at your faraway destination, only to discover that you did not either pack your toothbrush along or forgot to include clean underwear in your overall luggage. You swear you remembered

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-46029088541523832632007-01-02T23:00:00.000+08:002007-01-20T01:10:43.332+08:00

This actually happened to me at work some time back. In case you are wondering, it has got nothing to do with my present office, but occured within the range of the five jobs that I had, so those reading this can kiss their chances of interviewing any of my current colleagues goodbye.WHAT WILL YOU ACTUALLY DO?You are at the office sitting snugly inside your cubicle, happily doing your work when

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1166590039833943272006-12-02T12:30:00.000+08:002006-12-23T02:07:18.506+08:00

grav·i·ty [grav-i-tee] - Noun, Plural -1. the force of attraction by which terrestrial bodies tend to fall toward the center of the earth.2. heaviness or weight.3. a required force, which, in the absence of, renders activities such as spinning tops, painting batiks, playing batu seremban and making teh tarik impossible.My country's done it again! According to one Datuk Rohani Abdul Karim, our

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1162481998722463202006-08-12T22:50:00.000+08:002006-12-23T02:46:20.804+08:00

Just a few days ago while I was at some weekly organization just minding my own business, a woman I know of came up to me to say hi. In any ordinary circumstance I would just be at ease and smile back politely.Trouble was, although I sort of knew who she was, it had been years since we last greeted one another. Believe me when I tell you that even though I tried to say hi to her each time I

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1157777465663492722006-08-10T12:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T02:46:44.086+08:00

I'm sure many of you born during the 80s have fond memories of playing the Micro Genius home entertainment system - one of the earliest home-based console systems. The games are usually in catridge format and some boast of games up to 1001 in a single package.One of the games I've spent quite a lot of time in are the vertical-scrolling ones. And over the years of playing them, I noticed

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1156777089390486712006-08-08T10:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:25:23.567+08:00

It was a hot day indeed. Taking shelter beneath the LRT station's roof might have shielded me from the sun's death rays, but not quite completely immune from the hot air that swirled around the enclosure; choking, suffocating all of us into a slow and painful death.It was five-thirty, and rush hour was just beginning. As usual the train arrived after a few minutes' worth of waiting. To pass the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1154920024630001432006-08-07T10:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:18:56.316+08:00

Indeed, happy birthday. I've made the 24th milestone today, very proud of myself and extremely blessed to have an armada of caring friends by my side. These are the only sentimental sentences I'd like to say in case someone comes up to me and punches me for being too overly-melodramatic.So how was it this time around?Marvellous, lovely. Just some of the words used to describe the BBQ event held

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1151115765423368142006-06-22T09:30:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:19:23.813+08:00

Yeah sure, and I'm the next President of the United States of America. Now that you've stopped laughing, perhaps we can look into this courtesy matter seriously. For your information Kuala Lumpur was rated the third rudest city in the world based on a survey conducted by Reader's Digest. Surprising? Hardly. The burning question whether Malaysians really are that rude can be assessed via the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1150960250899177132006-06-21T22:30:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:20:24.567+08:00

It was just another misty morning when I headed towards the stadium's car park. The overnight rain swelled the river's waters to the point of threatening to burst out of its confined course path and annihilating humankind.I paid for my ticket and piloted my Kancil deftly into a designated parking lot, noticing along the way many did not bother to place their car correctly into their own space -

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1149470341399048442006-06-05T09:00:00.000+08:002006-06-05T21:09:07.320+08:00

For Engaged CouplesTime to say "I do" and get hitched. Lots of people, especially the Chinese are looking forward to hold their holy union on this special day of good aligned numbering. Is it also a coincidence that six sounds almost like "luck" in Hokkien as well? I don't speak Hokkien, don't ask therefore.For Armageddon BelieversToday shall be our last day on Earth. Come tomorrow everything

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1148660459027676712006-04-09T22:40:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:31:25.903+08:00

Come December (or early August if things are right) Clint Eastwood is set to release the first of two films based on the Battle of Iwo Jima during World War II. Titled "Flags Of Our Fathers" by author James Bradley's book of the same name, the film revolves around the six U.S. Marines infantrymen captured in the infamous "Rising of the flag on Iwo Jima" photograph (see accompanying picture on the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1145544305507553802006-04-05T22:30:00.000+08:002006-08-11T15:29:47.163+08:00

More than half a year has passed since I went to Pangkor. Memories of how Death nearly claimed me for his own is still fresh on my mind, and now here in this post perhaps I will share the details of how it happened.Of course it would be extremely helpful to note that I did not seek the services of any shrink after that incident, nor did I suffer from any post-trauma stress and throw plates

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1072160973520563922006-04-03T22:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:36:40.463+08:00

CATSUPDo you all know how catsup came to be called catsup and not tomato sauce or extract of tomato or even tomato puree?That's because it isn't tomatoes that they're using for catsup! To quote, you think that's catsup you're taking with your fries? Instead of tomatoes, the main ingredient used in this world-famous sauce can be found in the first three letters of the word "catsup".Originally

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1099491654649597222006-04-02T22:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:41:21.639+08:00

We are an established company dealing in outdoor adventure gears and other extreme sport equipment. We would like to invite a suitable candidate to apply for the following position below :-GIRLFRIENDRequirements :Must be strong, independent, and one that doesn't cost a bomb to maintain. Must possess a Degree in Good Soulmateship. Gets excited when picking up a new language. Individuals with a

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1141219573816375632006-04-01T20:30:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:22:59.893+08:00

Koala Lumpy: It is official; the price of petrol and diesel has gone up once more, and for the first time ever in Malaysian history it is raised a shocking staggering 30 cents per litre. This means that for owners whose cars run on RON 97 (which is almost 99.9% of the automobiles on Malaysian roads) they will have to pay MYR1.92 per litre starting from today onwards. Madness, indeed.We at the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1139372902870561972006-01-29T10:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:23:19.117+08:00

"Dear suckers. I am just some anonymous fellow suffering from yet another generic mysterious disease and I am now writing this from the hospital bed. The doctors have said that I might grow a third breast on my forehead if I can't raise enough cash for treatment soon. Anyway, all you have to do is simple; just pass this message on to the others. AOL and Uncle Gates have suddenly become somewhat

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1138287349733835092006-01-26T22:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:26:43.524+08:00

Dear Santa,I somehow think that the snail mail I sent to you via my local courier did not reach you, which explains why my Christmas stocking was devoid of a few physical items. This is what you get when you hand over your trust to a company that claims to be operating in a first-world country but with third-class mentality. However I am most thankful for the blessings that the people of this

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1136560395621992892005-11-22T22:00:00.000+08:002006-05-17T23:09:11.170+08:00

Ah Lien walked hurriedly down the lonely lane; the wind was really howling that night and the chill permeated right down to the bones. She had overlooked her sweater, assuming that it'd be a hot and suffocating night. How wrong she was.Clad only in a fashionable off-shoulder ruffled gathered top and micro-mini skirt, she quickened her pace as though the devil was hot on her heels. The lane was

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1136214997831588822005-11-21T23:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:29:23.015+08:00

I play First-Person Shooter (FPS) video games a lot. Well, I used to. Age has somewhat slowed me down a little these days, coupled with the occasional times when I discover tragically that my current PC's hardware does not support a particular game since those games eat graphics cards and memory sticks for breakfast.From humble beginnings of Quake II to the evergreen Counter-Strike, FPS games

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1135177088219611442005-11-20T22:30:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:29:52.075+08:00

I'm preparing my letter of resignation from the office since I am somewhat unhappy with the management. This is how it would hopefully look like. I'm writing two versions; one naughty, one nice.For the nice version please look belowDear Madam,A very good day to you. It is with my happiest of thoughts that I have to inform you regarding my resignation from the post of Graphic Designer as of the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1135869048777790842005-11-19T22:00:00.000+08:002006-06-24T11:46:28.333+08:00

I am a very fair person. I give credit when due and condemn when appropriate. This is the nice version of my proposed letter of resignation. For the naughty version, please see aboveDear Madam,Top of the morning to you. Referring to the title above, I would like to tender in my resignation for the post of Graphic Designer as of the 31st of December 2005.It has certainly been a great opportunity

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1134740073035422832005-11-18T21:00:00.000+08:002006-06-24T11:49:16.916+08:00

Something from my secondary-school blogging days.My name is Detective Anderson, attached to the homicide department. And when I mean homicide, I mean weird things. All kinds of weird things. Murders and suicides. Some too gross to describe, others too disturbing for me until this very day. But above all, nothing compares to the weirdest case I happened to investigate some months back...It all

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1134098911755812812005-11-17T11:00:00.000+08:002006-01-08T02:33:11.543+08:00

Some new guy just joined our company. Says he's from some reputable college of arts but his description leaves a lot to be desired, especially when he tells us that he doesn't know how to use even basic Adobe Illustrator and Adobe Photoshop, two softwares that are demanded by the market in today's standards of every Graphic Designer.He even asked me today how to do layouts for the Swiss Military

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1132066076804129802005-11-14T22:00:00.000+08:002005-12-05T21:12:31.666+08:00

It's been the second week since I've started working in my new working office environment so let me give you a full honest account of the major happenings around there - I love my job but the lady boss is a real slavedriver. I've scribbled a list depicting all the weird distasteful things that has been somehow managed to be inflict upon my working life so far by The Dragon Lady.PERSONAL

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1133627559246642792005-10-23T22:00:00.000+08:002005-12-04T01:12:20.226+08:00

Achtung! Just went to Oktoberfest last Saturday at 1-Utama with a few of my friends, after much of my constant persuasion and bitching since I've never had the chance to experience this beer fest. I'm a sucker for soaking up new cultures. The repeated advertisement in the papers promised German Weissbier for a gold RM1 coin (yep, the soon-to-be defunct national currency come December 7th),

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1131461946256386242005-10-22T21:45:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:31:53.603+08:00

My car cruises at a comfortable travelling pace, passing by a row of pre-war shophouses in a sleepy semi-town area. Those shops entice me, with each of them having their own great history to tell. I love old shophouses. I'd give just about anything to spend a quiet night in one of them, looking out at the moonless sky, while the dim glow of the yellowish light bulb is the only source of light in

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1130240472725944472005-10-21T21:00:00.000+08:002005-10-27T08:54:39.090+08:00

My name is Corporal Anderson, attached to Baker Company of the United States Army. Today is the 6th of June 1944, the day in which many had already anticipated with mixed feelings. Some had dreaded it, while others were looking forward to this invasion. As the coxswain steered the Higgins boat, a square cigar box-shaped personnel carrier towards its final destination, my last thoughts were with

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1129912735646359002005-10-20T23:30:00.000+08:002005-11-15T21:49:01.716+08:00

Guyver: The Bio-Boosted Armour is probably my biggest anime affection since Macross. With a great storyline, interesting characters and tons of violence (and gore), this makes for a great viewing on lazy Saturday afternoons. I used to have almost the whole collection of the manga series, but was unfortunately ripped off by some evil skinny bunny-toothed bastard and his rotund accomplice during

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1128266160588908782005-10-03T15:42:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:33:36.183+08:00

Today marks the 12th anniversary of the failed attempt by US Army Rangers and Delta Operators to catch two top lieutenants of warlord Mohamed Farah Aidid in an attempt to quell the famine that was ravaging Somalia at that time and restore order to the stricken country.About a hundred fifty Rangers and Delta Operators took part in the assault, which went horribly wrong, leading to the downing of

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1063551926903282772005-08-31T00:00:00.000+08:002007-01-06T23:46:50.402+08:00

(Originally posted at September 14th 2003)It's almost a month after Independence Day but what the heck, I'm still gonna post this up:-I seriously wonder what is with all this "Hari Merdeka" (Independence Day) thing; each year's the same old stuff. Practically boring. To be frank, if you've seen one 31st August Independence celebration, you've seen it all.Now I'm thinking what if Hari Merdeka were

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1128096600398646932005-07-26T23:50:00.000+08:002005-10-01T00:28:08.020+08:00

25th July 2005 YADDA YADDA FORWARDERS (M) SDN BHDA SUBSIDIARY COMPANY OF SUPER STINGY FORWARDERS (M) SDN BHD Dear Mr. / Mrs. / Ms. JDream Anderson-Smith,We at YADDA YADDA FORWARDERS (M) SDN BHD are pleased to inform you of your increment in your monthly salary in view of rising petrol prices currently.Therefore, as of the 1st of August 2005, your new salary will be RM3000.10 (Ringgit Malaysia

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1128060638231954662005-07-25T14:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:44:49.105+08:00

I remember when I was studying in elementary school (otherwise known as "kindergarten" here), I used to dread major events in which all the parents would attend and watch their offsprings put on embarassing performances against their will (all of the time).God I hate those things, I tell ya.Even from an early age, whereby most (not all) young tykes would still have monotonous & robotic thinkings,

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1122948130799335182005-07-24T20:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:45:54.840+08:00

I was driving along the usual Old Klang Road stretch today when the most inane thing happened - I got tailgated and stalked by 3 wrinkled aunties in a puny white Kancil. The whole fracas unfolded after I had passed by the infamous dastardly Intec College traffic light. The stupid driver in front of me was going slow, so I overtook him, taking to my right after a truck. And behind me was none

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1064640547688264072005-07-02T00:59:00.000+08:002005-12-15T19:13:33.676+08:00

Originally posted on September 27th 2003Real, heartbreaking love stories are hard to come by, and harder to resist from not reading it :-I had the chance of bumping into my love interest (I'm sure you people know what I'm referring to, right?) the other day at Bandar Sunway. I saw her in front of a car workshop, looking ever so beautiful. I'd fallen in love with her at first sight some years back

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1057812014555343312005-07-01T13:40:00.000+08:002005-12-15T19:42:39.866+08:00

This is an old postRecently replayed "The Sims" again, just for the sake of that nostalgic feeling and also to rebuild my dream house. But after awhile, when the construction was finished, it became a routine, where each day was just not having enuff to eat, not enuff sleep & stuff like that. To make matters worse, the Sims practically don't listen to what I command them to do.So in the end,

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1111057500902961682005-02-27T11:05:00.000+08:002006-04-15T17:47:40.593+08:00

KOALA LUMPY: In view of the recent raids and police crackdowns on pirated CDs, DVDs, and pornographic discs, the National Censorship Board, after much discussion and brainstorming with the relevant authorities, has passed a new rule :-Pornographic VCDs and DVDs are now made legal. This was the announcement made last Monday night during the 4am TV15 Nationwide news broadcast. According to the

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1110871862105840912005-02-25T10:00:00.000+08:002006-12-23T03:32:54.776+08:00

I have been watching Ultraman (as far as I can remember) since I was some small fry. Over the years of watching this overgrown superhero from space who battles mean rubbery monsters, a few illogics struck me. Therefore, I have compiled a list of the things I find strange about all Ultraman TV shows, hoping one day I will discover the truth behind these mysteries...For an in-depth look at how my

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1102661573716482342005-02-23T12:00:00.000+08:002006-04-15T18:35:22.026+08:00

Ubi Wan Keloobi Singh clutched his lightsaber tightly; there was an unseen disturbance in the Force, and it was very near to where he was standing. Yet all around him, nothing alive was to be seen, and the only things "alive" were the orange lava, moving lazily along their pre-charted course. Stillness, it was almost like a tranquil dream...Suddenly, out from nowhere, echoing off the hard slabs

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1099747121238350452004-11-04T21:10:00.000+08:002006-01-09T23:22:29.896+08:00

It must be me or something, but what in the world is Sam Raimi getting himself involved in a movie like "Ju-On : The Grudge"?Don't get me wrong. On a scale of 10, this movie still fares quite good. (Let's just say I'll give it a 6.5). But the sad bits about this movie were such as having to resort to using cheap shocks to scare the socks (hey that rhymes!) off the audience (I'm totally against

JDreamnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5557172.post-1099476835681453672004-10-03T18:00:00.000+08:002006-01-09T23:32:19.946+08:00

(Originally Posted On September 14th 2003)This is a true incident which happened to one of my friends. It so happened one of my friends had one of those cute little Kelisas, sunburst yellow in color and had a black rooftop. This Kelisa car belonged to Jocelyn, a cute 20-year old gal with jet black hair. (Okay, let's not get too carried away...) :0)Anyway, trouble (or rather, slight teasing) began

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[Originally Posted On June 16th 2004] If you've enjoyed James Sherman's "Hu's On First", then read this - it's a cyber age spin on the forementioned "Hu's On First" sketch which (Abbott & Costello) has been found all over making its rounds via e-mail, chatrooms, fora, newsgroups, blogs and sites. However, since it deals with quite a lot of techie stuff (therefore with the

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[ Originally Posted On June 15th 2004 ] HU'S ON FIRST Playwright James Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. [We take you now to the Oval Office.] George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.

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[Originally Posted on June 6th 2004] There was an article last Wednesday found in the Star Newspaper on how ignorant most young Britons are when it comes to D-Day. Highly surprising, since Great Britain took part in the invasion. Below is the aforementioned article :- LONDON: Almost three-quarters of young Britons are so ignorant about D-Day that they have no idea what it was, where it

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[ Originally Posted On February 19th 2004 ]PROLOGUEAt lassst, I have finally watched the preciousss movie. Watching the preciousss marksss the end of the Lord of The Ring trilogy, and thisss in turn, marksss the very firssst complete Trilogy I have watched in the cinemasss for my entire life.The Matrix trilogy doesss not count becaussse I misssed the firssst Matrix film. That will be a life-long

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(Originally Posted On February 1st 2004)PROLOGUEAcknowledgements: First of all I would like to thank Wai Ming, Elaine Ho, Suresh and all the other people involved who have painstakingly organised this trip for us. Their dedication and effort will be remembered by us all. The following parodic story was inspired by the events that took place that day at Paya Indah. No hard feelings, ya?CHAPTER 01:

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One of my best Blog entries ever :- CHAPTER 01: I HATE MY BOSS. Writing a Blog about my boss eh? Hmmm. I just can't find the perfect words to describe him, not because he's such a great man that when he dies people are gonna make an iron cast of him in full splendour, but rather when he dies, I'd bet they would just leave his body to the maggots. Nah. He's not that bad; in fact, he can be worse

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