Situation Vacant: GIRLFRIEND

We are an established company dealing in outdoor adventure gears and other extreme sport equipment. We would like to invite a suitable candidate to apply for the following position below :-

GIRLFRIEND

Requirements :

Must be strong, independent, and one that doesn't cost a bomb to maintain. Must possess a Degree in Good Soulmateship. Gets excited when picking up a new language. Individuals with a sharp sense of dressing are encouraged to apply. Takes to reading like a secondary nature in life. Preferably one with own transport, but if none, it's still okay; BF Managing Director is willing to give a lift/pick her up on occasions. No experience in dating is necessary.

Interests :

Proficient in outdoor and extreme activities. Must also be interested in WWII history, philosophy, war movies, reading, fishing, movie soundtracks, electronic gadgets and talking crap. Slight knowledge in fast cars and The Matrix will be an added advantage. Constant upgrade of film and music pop-culture is recommended.

Responsibilities :

Dates, outings and all meals will be paid for and adhered to before marriage confirmation [minimum 3 years probation]. After marriage confirmation, your responsibilities will include wipe, wash, clean, cook, mop, scrub et al. Extra tasks will involve looking after children, if any.

Facial Requirements :

None, really. Our company goes by the motto, "Beauty Is Skin Deep". What we're looking for is natural beauty and inner beauty. But of course, the following can be an added advantage to candidates; sharp noses that can almost cut open letters, high cheekbones, bee-stung pouty lips, big radiant eyes, a contagious smile, a warm and kind heart, a spunky spirit, long eyelashes, and soft radiant skin, along with a great hourglass body figure and 5" 7' in height just to name a few.

Working Benefits :

Hugs and kisses from BF Managing Director, annual flowers and Valentine's Day chocolates, 365-day annual leave, unending love and attention, joy and happiness that no money in the world can offer, and much more. Free company trips to the outdoors for spending quality time. Also includes love and comfort during sick leave. No Medical Certificate is required.

Interested candidates are to contact the person below :-

The Managing Director
JDream Anderson-Smith

X-Treme Altitude Sport Gears Inc.
7th Floor, Claymore Tower,
JDream Avenue,
54321 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Tel : +603-77885050
Fax : +603-77885151
E-Mail : JDream_MX@dreamteam.com